NEWS FLASH! DMAC facts revealed in C Block!

According to DMAC, at his family Thanksgiving while his family argues over pie he slowly kills them off.

DMAC also does not believe in capitalism but rather communism.

DMAC ignores and discriminates against short brunettes named Sara.

DMAC is terrible at pronouncing things (ex. head = hid, says bullion, sounds like bullyin')

We are a slice of DMACs pie means he owns us.

DMAC's motto of "Greed is good," is proven when he tells us that he tries to benefit finically off of us, his students.

That's all for today.